A Mexican man and his wife wanted to go to America. They were stopped at the checkpoint cos they did not have the right documents. The immigration officer found that the man's wife was quite pretty, so he made them a bargain. "If you can form a sentence with cheese and liver, I'll let you pass", he said while looking at the wife. The Mexican noticed it and he said "Cheese mine, liver alone."

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. My pastor told this joke in this morning's sermon like wtf lah haha. Okay random update. I just got accused of stealing my sister's secondary two math textbook. Like hello?!! Why would I want the freaking book for. HG (Wells).

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